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Is He Wear­ing a Patch or a Kip­pah?

Guy: So how’s Bob?
Girl: He’s okay. They went in and found the tu­mor and took it out. They still need to do a biop­sy to see what it is, but they think they got it all.
Guy: Yeah, but how is he?
Girl: He says he’s got a big headache.
Guy: Well, yeah, of course he’s got a headache!
Girl: Yeah, huh? The guy did just have brain surgery. But you know Bob. He was back in busi­ness on Fri­day, still sell­ing herb, but now he’s got a patch on his head. “We got­ta get back to nor­mal!“
Guy: That’s a New York Jew for you.
Girl: You said it, not me.

–Coney Is­land, New York

Over­heard by: Sun­ny Reis­er

And Not the Ex­cit­ing Kind

Lit­tle girl: What does that sign mean?
Fa­ther: That means ‘Pedes­tri­ans,’ sweet­ie.
Lit­tle girl: Are we pedes­tri­ans?
Fa­ther: Yes, we are.
Lit­tle girl: Oh… I thought we were Catholics.

–Beach near Am­s­ter­dam, North Hol­land, Nether­lands

Over­heard by: Daan