Archive for the ‘Rednecks’ Category

You Can’t Se­ri­ous­ly Ex­pect Frank to Give Up a Pos­si­ble Bite Just to Save Some­one

Red­neck girl: Frank was out fish­ing with the guy who drowned yes­ter­day.
Red­neck boyfriend: Did he try to save him?
Red­neck girl: No, he was fish­ing — I told you. He thought he had one on the line.
Red­neck boyfriend: Did he?
Red­neck girl: No, it was just the wa­ter.
Red­neck boyfriend: I thought you were gonna say it was the guy who drowned.

–Hol­land State Park, Michi­gan

Over­heard by: Town­ie

We Should Stop Set­tling for Prunes

Fat red­neck girl: You know what I want­ed last night? A plum!
Skin­ny red­neck guy: Me, too! Last night af­ter me and you got in that fight, all I kept think­ing about was how I want­ed me a big, juicy plum!

–Navarre Beach, Flori­da

Over­heard by: Wendy