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The Re­al Rea­son For­mu­la Was In­vent­ed

20-Some­thing daugh­ter: Dad! Hur­ry up and take the pic­ture; mom’s press­ing her boobs in­to my back!
Mom: I’m sor­ry! You suck­led from these boobs, you know.
20-Some­thing daugh­ter: Well, clear­ly I quit for a rea­son.
Dad: Yeah. Be­cause you were too tired of fight­ing me for them.

–Re­hoboth Beach, Delaware

Over­heard by: Kate