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Lamar­ck: The Ev­i­dence I Was Wait­ing For!

Girl: That big la­dy across the room is star­ing at you again. You know she thinks you’re hot — I bet she’s pic­tur­ing you naked right now.
Guy, rub­bing his nip­ples: She wants my body.
Girl: In a minute she’s gonna look over here and do that to you.
Guy: Are you kid­ding? That bitch would have to grow longer arms so she could reach be­low her knees.

–Myr­tle Beach, South Car­oli­na

On the Oth­er Hand, if Her Nails are Fake…

Black chick walks by two white guys on the beach.

White guy #1: She is pret­ty hot. I’m gonna go talk to her.
White guy #2: Chicks like that al­ways have some huge black dude wait­ing to beat your ass for look­ing at them.
White guy #1: I can tell she dates white men.
White guy #2: How?
White guy #1: Her tits are fake.

–South Beach, Flori­da

Over­heard by: PS