Boy: Good looks!
Girl: Good looks?
Boy: Yeah, that’s what black people say.
–Rockaway Beach, Queens, New York
Overheard by: Sparky
Archive for the ‘Race’ Category
Only the Bourgeois Ones Say, ‘Thanks’
Girl gives little boy a ball.
Little boy: Good looks.
Girl: Good looks?
Little boy: Yeah, that’s what black people say.
–Rockaway Beach, New York
Overheard by: sparky
Arguably Kinder than Playing the Class Card
White hicks in car let out low wolf whistles.
White chick on sidewalk: I’m sorry, we’re just not into white guys right now.
–Destin, Florida
Overheard by: Beach Bum
Indigenous Australians: Thanks, but We’re Not Accepting Recruits
Little boy #1: I’m getting really tanned on this holiday.
Little boy #2: Yeah, you’re turning into an aboriginal. When I grow up I want to be an aboriginal like you.
–Batemans Bay, Australia
Ugh, Those Terrorists?
20-something girl, talking about new guy she’s dating: Yeah, he’s kind of indie.
20-something guy: So is his dick dark brown?
20-something girl, after a long pause: Not Indian! Indie!
–Santa Monica, California
Overheard by: Josh M.
And Loves Acid.
Girl that won’t stop talking: This looks a lot like my mother’s house, but the colors are more tropical because she’s Puerto Rican.
–North Florida
Overheard by: Amused
STI’s Don’t Discriminate, Dear Reader
Hot 20-year-old guy #1: I’m still dripping.
Hot 20-year-old guy #2: Dude, you banged that chick like a month ago and you’re still dripping?
Hot 20-year-old guy #1: Dude, duh! She was Latina!
–Virginia Beach, Virginia
We Don’t Know, Either
Black woman to toddler running wild: Tyrone, get yo’ black ass over here or I will spank you like a white man!
–Venice Beach, Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: White girl
On the Other Hand, if Her Nails are Fake…
Black chick walks by two white guys on the beach.
White guy #1: She is pretty hot. I’m gonna go talk to her.
White guy #2: Chicks like that always have some huge black dude waiting to beat your ass for looking at them.
White guy #1: I can tell she dates white men.
White guy #2: How?
White guy #1: Her tits are fake.
–South Beach, Florida
Overheard by: PS
The Day of the Mom-and-Pop Brothel Has Passed
Wife: Yeah, but think of all those Asian girls we fucked. Now think of their husbands and boyfriends…
Husband: Yeah… If I was one of those nerdy, ugly white guys I’d be pulling mad Oriental ass.
–Ocean City, Maryland
Overheard by: lora
