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On the Oth­er Hand, if Her Nails are Fake…

Black chick walks by two white guys on the beach.

White guy #1: She is pret­ty hot. I’m gonna go talk to her.
White guy #2: Chicks like that al­ways have some huge black dude wait­ing to beat your ass for look­ing at them.
White guy #1: I can tell she dates white men.
White guy #2: How?
White guy #1: Her tits are fake.

–South Beach, Flori­da

Over­heard by: PS

They’re Try­ing to Imag­ine a Black Dude, Ob­vi­ous­ly

Queer #1: Charles, look, there’s an­oth­er one. He’s white, and the oth­er looks Asian.

Holds up large signs that say “6” and “4,” re­spec­tive­ly.

Queer #2: Def­i­nite­ly!
Queer #1: Oh, wow. Look at this one. Lati­no. Yum­m­mm!

Holds up sign that says “9.”

Queer #2: Oh, yes. To­tal­ly!
Straight girl, walk­ing by: What are you two do­ing? Com­par­ing guys’ looks?
Queer #1: Uhh…
Queer #2: Breed­er, please. The Asian guy is a 4, the white guy is a 6, and the Lati­no guy a 9. What do you think we’re try­ing to imag­ine?

–Sun­set Beach, Flori­da

Over­heard by: Man­go­Joe