Rich lady with yappy dog: Well, ‘Caucasian’ has ‘Asian’ in it. Then again, there’s a ‘turd’ in every ‘Saturday.’
–Golden Gardens Park, Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: Disturbed
Archive for the ‘Race’ Category
You Are? I Just Thought You Tanned All Year
Girl on cell: What? Baby, what are you talking about? Why would you want to adopt a Negro?
–Clearwater, Florida
Overheard by: Hana
I Was Hoping to Sustain Your Youthful Innocence a Bit Longer. We Hate Black People
Tween girl: Daddy, why aren’t there ever any black people at this beach?
Dad: Well, I’m not sure, but I think they don’t care for water and the sun.
–Carolina Beach, North Carolina
Overheard by: Chad
The Sun Finally Finished with That Chick
White muscle head to black muscle head friend: Hey, bro! You got tan! How’d you do that?
–Robert Moses State Park, Long Island, New York
Overheard by: Cara
I Wonder If He Realizes He'll Never Go Back?
Skinny white guy, unaware that white girlfriend’s huge black brother is walking behind him: I don’t know why, but I just really want to fuck a black chick!
–Robert Moses, New York
Overheard by: Zep
Psst– Now It's More Fashionable to Blame the Muslims.
Black girl with southern accent: If the world ends it's dem negro's fault.
–Tampa, Florida
Tell You What: Give Your Money to Me, and Then You'll Have Genuine Motivation to Steal
Jersey girl: Why do we have to be all ghetto and start stealing stuff when we have money?
–Point Pleasant Beach, New Jersey
Overheard by: alison
It's Not Channel Ocho?
Man: Honey, I don’t think this off-board thing is very safe.
Wife: Why not?
Man: There are so many Mexicans here…
Wife: We’re in fuckin’ Mexico!
–Mexican cruise
Overheard by: Lydia
There's Tan, and Then There's Snookie Tan.
Black man to extremely dark black woman: Come out of the shade! Don't you want to get tan?
–Aruba
Overheard by: Cassidy
I'll Defend Your Irrational Beliefs to the Death
Creepy guy: Yeah, so you're Mormon?
Army guy: Yeah. I am.
Creepy guy: Good man, I respect that. I'm Italian and Irish.
–Ala Moana Beach, Hawaii
Overheard by: trying to tan