Archive for the ‘Questions’ Category

After His Sex Change, Homer Simpson Moved to Vancouver

40-something woman: You’re from Turkey? What language do they speak there?
Turkish guy: Uh… Turkish.
40-something woman: There’s a language called Turkish? Really? Do a lot of people speak it?
Turkish guy: Well, yeah, more than a thousand years ago in central Asia…
40-something woman, interrupting: Chinese people speak Turkish? I didn’t know that!

–Vancouver, Canadia

Sand Killed My Father

Kid #1: After this, we should sunbathe.
Kid #2: I don’t want to sunbathe.
Kid #1: Why?
Kid #2: I just don’t.
Kid #1: But then you can get a tan!
Kid #2: I don’t want a tan.
Kid #1: Why?
Kid #2: Because it sounds like “sand,” and I hate sand.

–Camping Ground, Kerikeri, New Zealand

Overheard by: Kelly