Mom, pushing crying three-year-old: You cannot cry here! Wait till we get back to New York, where it s snowing, to cry! –Isla Verde, San Juan, Puerto Rico Overheard by: i wanna cry too!
Girl #1: Oh my god, look at all the palm trees!
Girl #2: Shhh! Don’t say ‘papis’!
Girl #1: What? Cock tease? –San Juan, Puerto Rico Overheard by: jersey represent