Archive for the ‘Preppies’ Category

Not Our Sort at All

Prep­py guy #1: God, this place to­tal­ly sucks.
Prep­py guy #2: No, it’s fine. You just need to em­brace your in­ner boat per­son.
Prep­py guy #1: Jeffy, I think these are mo­tor boat peo­ple.

–Myr­tle Beach, South Car­oli­na

Ac­tu­al­ly, She Sold Me for a Much Bet­ter Cam­era Than That

Span­ish teen: Yo, ma­mi, how ’bout I take a pic­ture of me and you with that cam­era?
Prep­py chick: How ’bout you’re not touch­ing my cam­era?
Span­ish teen: Oh, ouch! I’ll let you hold my phone. It’s worth lots!
Prep­py chick: This cam­era is prob­a­bly worth more than you are to your own moth­er.

–Bayfront Beach, Hamil­ton, On­tario, Cana­dia