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Do You Expect Me to Take This Shit From You?

Male beach-goer #1: Wait, how did I get stuck carrying the poop?
Male beach-goer #2: You didn’t.
Male beach-goer #1: Isn’t the poop in this bag?
Male beach-goer #2: Ok, yes, technically speaking, you’re carrying the poop.
Male beach-goer #1: Oh my God! No one’s ever said that to me before. –Island Beach State Park, New Jersey Overheard by: Poopfactory

AKA 'Potato Lung'

Dude #1: So, apparently he died from consumption.
Dude #2: Oh, man, I would hate to die from constipation… I think I almost did, once.
Dude #3: Is that what happens when you get tuberculosis? –Martha’s Vineyard, Massachusetts Overheard by: Juan Dude