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Win­ter In Maine Is …Less Than Ex­cit­ing

Sub­ur­ban tourist #1: Re­mem­ber that time when I threw the cat out in the snow and that guy was star­ing at me?
Sub­ur­ban tourist #2: And then John got chris­tened by the cat.
Sub­ur­ban tourist #1: Yeah, I don’t think that cat had peed in six months. It was like a fire hose.
Wife: That John and his tem­per…

–All Day Break­fast, Ken­neb­unkport, Maine

Over­heard by: Amused Lo­cals