Attractive female on cell: No, that’s sexual harassment.
–Lorne, Australia
Archive for the ‘On the phone’ Category
Just Brain Cells? Whew!
Guy on cell: Did you just say you killed somebody?!
–Waikiki, Hawaii
Overheard by: gavin
On Jerry Springer It’s Never Out
Girl on cell: Don’t be worried! Incest is totally in this season.
–Tampa, Florida
A New Dimension to the Walk of Shame
Young woman on cell: Okay, well, I’m leaving before he sees the blood.
–Minnetonka Beach, Minnesota
Overheard by: buddy
Note to Self: Steal Dog, Feed to Sharks
Lady on cell: And sushi (points at her chihuahua) stops to look for you, but I tell her you’re at work and she laughs.
–Tamarama Beach, Australia
Overheard by: GGary
I Just Said It Would Make Me Happy
Man on cell: Well, I didn’t explicitly tell him to kill himself…
–Santa Cruz Boardwalk, California
No Longer My Favorite Sacrament
Dude on cell: I don’t think the marriage thing is going to work… Why? Because I’m already married!
–Smith Point, Long Island, New York
This Is Where You Realize That’s What I’ve Always Been
Man on a bike, on cell: Is this where you become an evil bitch?
–Long Beach, New York
Overheard by: Ilyse
Well, Do You Have a Gerbil and a Teeny Tiny Miner’s Hat?
Guy on cell, sighing: What are you gonna do, y’know? I mean, besides putting a flashlight in your vagina… Too bad.
–Delray Beach, Florida
Overheard by: TK
So I’m Tighter with Radiohead Than with You!
Man on cell: We met at a bar and went on one date… You don’t even know me! You haven’t even seen my MySpace page!
–Clearwater Beach, Florida
Overheard by: Greg
