Attractive female on cell: No, that’s sexual harassment.
–Lorne, Australia
Attractive female on cell: No, that’s sexual harassment.
–Lorne, Australia
Guy on cell: Did you just say you killed somebody?!
–Waikiki, Hawaii
Overheard by: gavin
Girl on cell: Don’t be worried! Incest is totally in this season.
–Tampa, Florida
Young woman on cell: Okay, well, I’m leaving before he sees the blood.
–Minnetonka Beach, Minnesota
Overheard by: buddy
Lady on cell: And sushi (points at her chihuahua) stops to look for you, but I tell her you’re at work and she laughs.
–Tamarama Beach, Australia
Overheard by: GGary
Man on cell: Well, I didn’t explicitly tell him to kill himself…
–Santa Cruz Boardwalk, California
Dude on cell: I don’t think the marriage thing is going to work… Why? Because I’m already married!
–Smith Point, Long Island, New York
Man on a bike, on cell: Is this where you become an evil bitch?
–Long Beach, New York
Overheard by: Ilyse
Guy on cell, sighing: What are you gonna do, y’know? I mean, besides putting a flashlight in your vagina… Too bad.
–Delray Beach, Florida
Overheard by: TK
Man on cell: We met at a bar and went on one date… You don’t even know me! You haven’t even seen my MySpace page!
–Clearwater Beach, Florida
Overheard by: Greg
Hat Tip 🎩 to The Marketing Scientist