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The Smiths’ Ear­ly For­ays In­to Swing­ing Were Clum­sy and In­ef­fec­tu­al

World’s best wife: Hon­ey, twelve o’­clock.
Clue­less hus­band: Huh? No, it’s not. It’s two-thir­ty.
World’s best wife: I mean twelve o’­clock.
Clue­less hus­band: I don’t get you.
World’s best wife: Look straight ahead.
Clue­less hus­band: Why?
World’s best wife: Look at the hot chick right in front of you! Look! Look!
Clue­less hus­band: Oh!…Niiice.

–Grand Beach, Man­i­to­ba