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Um, Of­fi­cial­ly I Was “Just Chub­by” and My Daugh­ter Is My Lit­tle Sis­ter

Beach la­dy #1: Oh girls, last night I was watch­ing 16 and Preg­nant.
Beach la­dy #2: My daugh­ter watch­es that. Well, I think it is stu­pid! That would suck for those girls.
Beach la­dy #1: How stu­pid are these kids these days? That’s why my daugh­ter us­es safe sex.
Beach la­dy #2: Wait, weren’t you preg­nant at 16?

–Wrightsville Beach, North Car­oli­na

Over­heard by: Emi­ly