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So Narcissism…Makes Me Look Fat?

Girl #1: What do you say when peo­ple ask about me?
Girl #2: “She’s a nar­cis­sis­tic freak.“
Girl #1: What kind of nar­cis­sist am I?
Girl #2: (stares blankly)
Girl #1: A pret­ty oneee.
Girl #2: You want me to lie to you?
Girl #1: What?
Girl #2: Just kidding–you’re not not pret­ty.
Girl #1: What?!
Girl #2: What?
Girl #1: You’re say­ing I’m not ug­ly but I’m not pret­ty.
Girl #2: You’re in lim­bo be­tween pret­ty and ug­ly, so be­ing mean to me makes you ug­ly.

–Kure Beach, North Car­oli­na

Over­heard by: Bee