Little girl to her mother: I spy something pretty!
Teenage girl, looking the mirror: It’s me.
–Public restroom, Atlantic Beach, North Carolina
Archive for the ‘North Carolina’ Category
The House Used to Belong to a Black Man
Lady: You have an awfully long deck.
Homeowner: Thanks… Oh, you said ‘deck.’
–Topsail Island, North Carolina
Overheard by: Jim
So, This Is Hell?
Formerly smiling lifeguard: Great, I’ve got bird shit on me, and we have to listen to John Mayer!
–Wrightsville Beach, North Carolina
‘Do What Thou Wilt,’ I Told It
Lady: I am completely at peace with my salad.
–Manteo, North Carolina
Overheard by: Sarah J
Um, Officially I Was “Just Chubby” and My Daughter Is My Little Sister
Beach lady #1: Oh girls, last night I was watching 16 and Pregnant.
Beach lady #2: My daughter watches that. Well, I think it is stupid! That would suck for those girls.
Beach lady #1: How stupid are these kids these days? That’s why my daughter uses safe sex.
Beach lady #2: Wait, weren’t you pregnant at 16?
–Wrightsville Beach, North Carolina
Overheard by: Emily
Wasn’t That One Of the Labors Of Hercules?
Woman to friends, as they decide where to set up: Let’s look for a part of the beach that isn’t so sandy, y’all!
–Kill Devil Hills, Outer Banks, North Carolina
Overheard by: R U Serious?
Many Adults Make the Same Face for Both
Bald man to baby on blanket (in baby voice): Do you have somethin’ to say? Are you thinkin’? Are you thinkin’? Yes you are.
Woman next to him: He’s pooping.
Bald man: Are you poopin’? Are you poopin’? Yes you are!
–Sunset Beach, North Carolina
Overheard by: Emma
God: Who Are You Kidding? I Get This Stuff at Costco
Girl: It’s so nice out today. I love natural wind.
–Hilton Head Island, South Carolina
Overheard by: Lindsay
Ask Again, and See Who Answers
Guy: Ouch! This sand is hot.
Girl: Where are your shoes?
Guy: Shoes? You don’t wear shoes on the beach. The sand feels too good to wear shoes.
–North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
Overheard by: Bill
Why Bill Got Fired from His Weatherman Gig
Tourist: What a beautiful day! If it were a girl I’d take her home and eat her pussy out all night!
–Nags Head, North Carolina
