Archive for the ‘North Carolina’ Category

Um, Officially I Was “Just Chubby” and My Daughter Is My Little Sister

Beach lady #1: Oh girls, last night I was watching 16 and Pregnant.
Beach lady #2: My daughter watches that. Well, I think it is stupid! That would suck for those girls.
Beach lady #1: How stupid are these kids these days? That’s why my daughter uses safe sex.
Beach lady #2: Wait, weren’t you pregnant at 16?

–Wrightsville Beach, North Carolina

Overheard by: Emily

God, I Miss Roseanne

20-something woman #1: She was bitching about how there was nothing to eat in the house, and so Bob* said, “you could go to the store,” and she said, “I don’t go to the store on my vacation. There are two things I don’t do on vacation: go to the store and cook.“
20-something woman #2: What is she even on vacation from? Sitting on her ass?

–Holden Beach, North Carolina

What Isn’t Better Naked?

Cute guy, about credit card: Yeah, sorry it’s bent. I jumped off the bridge.
Clerk girl: You jumped off the bridge, huh? Yeah, it’s better if you do it naked.

–7‑Eleven, Manteo, North Carolina