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Sand Killed My Fa­ther

Kid #1: Af­ter this, we should sun­bathe.
Kid #2: I don’t want to sun­bathe.
Kid #1: Why?
Kid #2: I just don’t.
Kid #1: But then you can get a tan!
Kid #2: I don’t want a tan.
Kid #1: Why?
Kid #2: Be­cause it sounds like “sand,” and I hate sand.

–Camp­ing Ground, Kerik­eri, New Zealand

Over­heard by: Kel­ly