Archive for the ‘New York’ Category

Should All Jane Austen Novels Be Burned? Discuss.

Girl #1: Can you get promoted?
Girl #2: Well, right now I have like the highest position I can have, unless, like, I work my ass off and get promoted to another part of the company. But I’m just not that motivated. My goal is to just get married and not have to work.
Girl #1, laughing: Yeah, I think that’s everyone’s goal.

–Long Beach, Long Island, New York

Overheard by: Tara


Young boy excitedly walking out of the ocean with father: Mom! It’s still so early in the morning and I already almost drowned!

–Jones Beach, New York

Overheard by: jt