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In­stead of Set­ting Dad­dy on Fire, Like Usu­al

Four-year-old girl: Dad­dy! Why did you knock over my sand­cas­tle?!
Dad: Be­cause you knocked over my sand­cas­tle first.
(dad cool­ly turns to two-year-old son and be­gins play­ing with him)
Four-year-old girl, in hys­ter­ics: Dad­dy! I’m so an­gry at you!
Mom: Good hon­ey, you’re ex­press­ing your feel­ings re­al­ly well.

–Hamp­ton Beach, New Hamp­shire