20-something male, chasing after another with driftwood: Go back to the sea from whence you came! –Hampton Beach, New Hampshire
Chick #1: Why does that hurt your arms but nowhere else?
Chick #2: I dunno. It just does. I have weak arms.
Chick #1: I think you have leukemia…Don’t laugh! Leukemia is a horrible disease! –Hampton Beach, New Hampshire
Woman #1: I don’t mind sand in my bathing suit or sand up my butt, but I don’t want sand in my mouth!
Woman #2: Really?
Woman #1: Yup!
Woman #2: Well, I guess that makes sense. There are a lot of things I would rather have in my butt than in my mouth. –Hampton Beach, New Hampshire Overheard by: velma
Child: Does that man have an accent?
Mother: He might just be retarded. –Hampton Beach, New Hampshire Overheard by: Rex
Parking lot attendant: Thirty dollars.
Woman: Last time I was here, you charged me five dollars.
Parking lot attendant: I should be charging you the same amount as it is degrees outside. I should be charging you like ninety three dollars. –Hampton Beach, New Hampshire Overheard by: arc, mich
Five-year-old pulling her bottom lip down: I have herpes! –Seabrook Beach, New Hampshire
Middle-aged man #1: They smoke crack and worship Satan.
Middle-aged man #2: Good. –Hampton Beach, New Hampshire Overheard by: Bunny
Hot tan girl reading specials board: Does that say tuna and Jews?
Hot pale girl: Um, no. That says “with chips.” –Crazy Gringo, Weirs Beach, New Hampshire
Bimbette announcer during Miss Hampton Beach pageant: … And now our auditor will talibate the results… –Hampton Beach, New Hampshire Overheard by: Annette
Teenage boy: Well, last time I was here I got arrested… –Hampton Beach, New Hampshire Overheard by: arc