Archive for the ‘Nature’ Category

Or Swedish?

Drunk woman to woman com­ing out of wa­ter with snor­kel­ing mask: Oh, I was think­ing about get­ting one of those! Is it worth the mon­ey?
Woman in mask: Ab­solute­ly! There’s tons of sea urchins, coral, plants, fish…
Drunk woman: Trop­i­cal?

–At­lantis Re­sort Cove Beach, Ba­hamas

Over­heard by: Mag­gie

There Are No Poi­so­nous Cows, Mom

Lit­tle boy point­ing to porta­bel­la mush­room: Mom­my, what’s that?
Tired moth­er: It’s a mush­room. Some­day I’m go­ing to make you a ham­burg­er for din­ner, but in­stead of meat, it’s go­ing to have one of those mush­rooms in it.
Lit­tle boy look­ing back at mush­room, ter­ri­fied: Why would you do that?!

–Beach­side Pro­duce Plus, Mel­bourne Beach, Flori­da