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I Think They Even Did Splits!

Large la­dy in el­e­va­tor to an­oth­er: The kids brought back this DVD, they said it was PG-13… Well they start­ed it up and it was raunchy! It had cheer­lead­ers in it and god knows what else.

–Ma­jes­tic Beach Tow­ers, Pana­ma City Beach, Flori­da

Over­heard by: Head­ing to Block­busters to find that DVD!

No, There Has to Be at Least an Hour of Hi­jinks and Dou­ble En­ten­dre First!

For­eign girl: Hel­lo. I just bought this bike. I need a spe­cial in­stru­ment to raise the seat. Can you help me?
Guy #1: We might. Do you need a wrench?
For­eign girl: Oh. I don’t know…[giggles]Guy #2: Where are you from?
For­eign girl: Be­larus.
Guy #1: Why did you de­cide to come to the US?
For­eign girl, ex­cit­ed­ly: I came for work and plea­sure! I work at Sub­way!
Guy #2: This is so stereo­typ­i­cal teen movie.
For­eign girl: Does that mean you can fix my bike?
Guy #1: Do you wan­na come in­side and get drunk with us?

–5 Kings Row, Dewey Beach, Delaware

Okay, Ass­ghanistan Is Not a Re­al Place

Girl­friend to boyfriend: Bo­rat was from Kazakhstan–that’s a re­al coun­try!
Boyfriend: No it’s not!
Girl­friend: Yes it is, it’s over in the East­ern Eu­ro­pean area! You are so up your ass right now!

–Kaana­pali Beach, Maui, Hawaii

Over­heard by: Megan