Archive for the ‘Money’ Category

Tahit­ian Women: ‘There’s So Much More to Us Than That!’

Tanned girl: That’s not tan­ning lo­tion. That’s brown paint.
Pale girl: Well, it cost me $80 so it bet­ter get me your col­or. Be­sides, it says Tahit­ian women have been us­ing it for years!
Tanned girl: Yeah, and Tahit­ian women have been hav­ing syphilis for years, too.

–Sport­ing Beach Club, Beirut, Lebanon

Over­heard by: Nicol­ien

And Ter­ror­ists Are Da Bomb.

Eight-year-old boy to ran­dom adult: I want to be a ter­ror­ist just like my grand­pa!
Shocked ran­dom adult: Would­n’t you rather be a po­lice of­fi­cer or a Texas Ranger or some­thing?
Eight-year-old boy: No. They don’t get paaaaaid!

–New Smyr­na Beach, Flori­da

Over­heard by: Rachel Marie

Un­less I Al­so Got Free Snacks

Short sis­ter: If I were to be in a porno with any­one, I would choose to be in it with you.
Tall sis­ter: I’m not risk­ing my dig­ni­ty to be in a porno with my sis­ter. No mat­ter how much you’re pay­ing me.

–Lake Kala­mal­ka, Ver­non, British Co­lum­bia, Cana­dia

Over­heard by: Sounds like a good time to me.