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At the “That’s What She Said” Quar­ter­fi­nals

Mid-twen­ties gal: (shows bot­tle of sun­screen) Hey, hon, will you cream me?
Mid-twen­ties guy: (snick­ers)
Mid-twen­ties gal: What? Oh, god. You’re sick.
(guy rubs the sun­screen on her back)
Mid-twen­ties guy: Can you get the rest your­self?
Mid-twen­ties gal: Yeah, I’ll just fin­ish my­self off.
Mid-twen­ties guy: (snick­ers)
Mid-twen­ties gal: Oh, shut-up!

–St. Paul, Min­neso­ta