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Tahit­ian Women: ‘There’s So Much More to Us Than That!’

Tanned girl: That’s not tan­ning lo­tion. That’s brown paint.
Pale girl: Well, it cost me $80 so it bet­ter get me your col­or. Be­sides, it says Tahit­ian women have been us­ing it for years!
Tanned girl: Yeah, and Tahit­ian women have been hav­ing syphilis for years, too.

–Sport­ing Beach Club, Beirut, Lebanon

Over­heard by: Nicol­ien