Archive for the ‘Michigan’ Category

Drinking Vacations Can Be Fun, Too

Tan woman: Did you pack a swimsuit?
Pale woman: Yes, I always do.
Tan woman: So you’ll go to the beach?
Pale woman: I have packed the same suit for my last five summer vacations, it still has the tags on it. What do you think the odds are?

–Emerald Isle Ferry, Michigan

Overheard by: i’m surrounded by water, isn’t that enough

You Can’t Seriously Expect Frank to Give Up a Possible Bite Just to Save Someone

Redneck girl: Frank was out fishing with the guy who drowned yesterday.
Redneck boyfriend: Did he try to save him?
Redneck girl: No, he was fishing — I told you. He thought he had one on the line.
Redneck boyfriend: Did he?
Redneck girl: No, it was just the water.
Redneck boyfriend: I thought you were gonna say it was the guy who drowned.

–Holland State Park, Michigan

Overheard by: Townie