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Re­mem­ber What Hap­pened When You Tried to Do That at the Met?

Mex­i­can tour guide: Vir­gin women be­tween the ages of 19–24 were sac­ri­ficed at the top of the main tem­ple to the sun god–
Bored Brit #1: –What he re­al­ly means is that all the pret­ty birds had al­ready been laid so they had to sac­ri­fice the ug­ly birds for the ben­e­fit of the fu­ture civ­i­liza­tion.
Bored Brit #2: I don’t care. All I want to do is run to the top of that lit­tle tem­ple, have a fag, and look at the ocean.

–Can­cun, Mex­i­co