Archive for the ‘Mexico’ Category

Re­mem­ber What Hap­pened When You Tried to Do That at the Met?

Mex­i­can tour guide: Vir­gin women be­tween the ages of 19–24 were sac­ri­ficed at the top of the main tem­ple to the sun god–
Bored Brit #1: –What he re­al­ly means is that all the pret­ty birds had al­ready been laid so they had to sac­ri­fice the ug­ly birds for the ben­e­fit of the fu­ture civ­i­liza­tion.
Bored Brit #2: I don’t care. All I want to do is run to the top of that lit­tle tem­ple, have a fag, and look at the ocean.

–Can­cun, Mex­i­co

I Was Told This Was a Gat­ed Com­mu­ni­ty

Mom: I don’t think we can stay at this ho­tel the whole time.
Daugh­ter: Why? What’s wrong? It’s not that bad…
Mom: No, there’s just so many Mex­i­cans at the pool.
Daugh­ter: We’re in Mex­i­co, moth­er!

–Puer­to Val­lar­ta, Mex­i­co

On­ly Kid­ding, Pook­ie — I Love Your Soft Lit­tle Vi­en­na Sausage

Sales­man: Gringo, gringo. Mex­i­can wrestling mask, Na­cho Li­bre!
Guy: No, dude, sor­ry. I al­ready bought two to­day.
Sales­man: Señori­ta, one for you?
Girl: Um, no, thanks.
Sales­man: Come on… it will be some­thing dif­fer­ent for tonight!
Girl: If I want­ed some­thing dif­fer­ent, we’d be at the far­ma­cia buy­ing Cialis.

–Puer­to Nue­vo, Mex­i­co