Overly tan muscle man at crowded parade: You can tell people who aren’t from New York cause they say “Excuse me”. –Coney Island, New York
Meathead: Dude! Your trunks, they're too short.
Hot dude wearing 80s trunks: Dude! This is America, I can wear whatever I want.
Meathead: This is not America. This is New Jersey! –Jersey Shore, New Jersey
Big jock: We just need to give America back to the Muslims. –Barceloneta Beach, Barcelona, Spain Overheard by: Confesed Passerby
Jock #1: Woah! I am so down for some volleyball!
Jock #2: Bocce ball!
Jock #1: Bocce is huge.
Jock #2: Man, I feel like a kid in a candy store… Yo, I am so into this bocce ball.
Jock #1: Bocce is huge. –Dr. Gravity’s Kite Shop, Harwichport, Massachusetts Overheard by: jon wazoo
Knife-scarred muscle man: Naw, man, that’s it — I’m done. I’m just gonna go home and play checkers and hopefully win. If not, I’m gonna play Scrabble and cheat! I just bought a new thesaurus. –Coney Island, New York Overheard by: donovan
Blonde: Wait, do Jewish people burn or tan?
Meathead: Well, some are pasty and some are really dark.
Blonde: Yeah, ’cause, like, she’s Jewish and she gets a tan. I came into work the other day and my hair was curly, and everyone was like, ‘Whoa!’ But then I told them I’m half-Jewish, so they understood. –Manchester by the Sea, Massachusetts Overheard by: i burn and i’m not
Wrestler #1: The other day I went in the water, and I forgot my cell phone was in my pocket. It doesn’t work anymore.
Wrestler #2: Was it on?
Wrestler #1: Yes.
Wrestler #2: Well, you should have turned it off before you went in! –The Black Sea
Teen meathead #1: What are you?
Teen meathead #2: 100% Italian.
Teen meathead #1: Oh, really? That's mad cool.
Teen meathead #2: Yeah, but my brother is all different things–he's like Jewish and Irish and stuff. –Lido Beach West, Long Island, New York Overheard by: ally
Meathead: I’m sick of drama, and I’m sick of people coming down and crashing at my beach house. It’s so annoying when people just use my stuff. Can I have some of your water? –Wildwood, New Jersey Overheard by: Adam Nathan
Jock: Don’t diabetics have to check their pH level? –Long Beach, New York