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Pi­rates 2 Panned by Crit­ics; Deemed Too ‘Brainy,’ ‘Ref­er­en­tial’

20-Some­thing girl #1: Yeah, I fell asleep. It was a stu­pid movie! And that guy with the squid on his face, who was he, Medusa?
20-Some­thing girl #2: You mean Davy Jones?
20-Some­thing girl #1: Yeah. And I was like, what about The Mon­kees?
20-Some­thing girl #2: There weren’t any mon­keys.
20-Some­thing girl #1: You’re too young to re­mem­ber the Six­ties. Davy Jones was in the Mon­kees.
20-Some­thing girl #2: Um, Davy Jones the pi­rate came first. Haven’t you ever heard of Davy Jones’s lock­er?
20-Some­thing girl #1: I have ab­solute­ly no idea what you’re talk­ing about.

–Craigville Beach, Cape Cod, Mass­a­chu­setts

Wait, Where Are the Kids?

Tourist la­dy #1: Do you think the mel­on is any good? Should I give it to the kids?
Tourist man: Why? What’s wrong with it?
Tourist la­dy #1: It was on the counter ear­li­er for an hour or so.
Tourist la­dy #2: Oh, no, I’d ask some­one else.
Tourist la­dy #1, loud­ly, to oth­ers in group: Do you think the mel­on is any good? I’m not sure I should give it to the kids.
Group mem­bers: Why? I don’t know if you should! Do the kids like mel­on? Was it warm when it was out?
Male stranger in line: Are you retahded?! Just give them the fuckin’ mel­on!

–Crane Beach, Ip­swich, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: Buhaj