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This Just in: Queen of Uni­verse Is­sues Rules for Beach­wear

Preg­gers: They re­al­ly should­n’t let fat peo­ple go here. It’s dis­gust­ing with their stom­achs all pok­ing and out and shit. At least make them wear a shirt!
Oth­er chick: You’re sev­en months preg­nant and wear­ing a biki­ni. Does­n’t that in­clude you, too?
Preg­gers: Shut up, bitch. Of course I don’t count. Guys dig sexy preg­nant women.

–Ocean City, Mary­land

Over­heard by: Glyn­nis O