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Dear Tony– More Vine­gar, Less Gar­lic — Love, Mar­sha

Ghet­to chick #1: Yo, girl, I can smell you from here.
Ghet­to chick #2: Girl, what you talkin’ ’bout? You bet­ter be talkin’ ’bout my lo­tion.
Ghet­to chick #1: No, girl! I’m talkin’ ’bout your pussy.
Ghet­to chick #2: You crazy, girl. Tony ate it out last night. Ain’t noth­in’ in there to smell!
Ghet­to chick #1: Maybe it’s just the nig­ga’s breath, then.

–Ocean City, Mary­land

Over­heard by: karen g.