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To Be Fair, What Amer­i­can Would?

Woman, putting lo­tion on man’s back: How long have your par­ents been mar­ried?
Man: A long time: 25 or 30 years…
Woman: So your par­ents got mar­ried af­ter you were born?
Man: No.
Woman: But you’re 40! Okay, now you’re scar­ing me. I just spilled half the bot­tle of lo­tion on your back. That would be 3.5 ounces. I’d ex­plain it to you but you would­n’t un­der­stand.

–Fort De So­to Beach, Flori­da

Over­heard by: Ishk­abib­ble