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She Thinks the War in Iraq Is Just Dar­ling

Woman #1: Oh my good­ness, you should see your daugh­ter! It looks like she’s been stabbed; it’s the cutest thing.
Woman #2: Oh, re­al­ly?
Woman #1: Yes! She’s been eat­ing cher­ries, and the juice has run all down her front and all over her hands. It looks like she has blood all over her–it’s adorable!

–Old Or­chard Beach, Maine

Over­heard by: shaw­shank

How Do You Know that is­n’t Ted Kennedy?

Woman: Is that where George Bush lives?
Man: No, you can’t see it from here.
Woman: I bet you could see it with binoc­u­lars or some­thing.
Man: Doubt it.
Woman: Why do you al­ways shut me down when I have an opin­ion? I’m en­ti­tled to it! How do you know you could­n’t see George Bush’s house from here?
Man: There’s an is­land in the way.

–Ken­neb­unk Beach, Maine