Archive for the ‘Lesbos’ Category

Got­ta Freak Out the Norms When­ev­er Pos­si­ble

Group of val­ley girls, gig­gling: So you’re bi­sex­u­al, right?
Girl with pierc­ings and mul­ti-col­ored hair: Um­mm… Yeah…?
Group of val­ley girls: So, what does that mean?!
Girl with pierc­ings and mul­ti-col­ored hair: Holy shit… Okay, you know what? Go ask your preach­er.

–Cen­ten­ni­al Beach, British Co­lum­bia, Cana­dia

Over­heard by: shut­ter­bug

You Were Lis­ten­ing to Cold­play

Teen boy: Fuck­ing fag­gots!
Queer: How can he tell I’m gay?
Les­bo: How can he tell I’m a les­bian? What, do we ex­ude a flam­boy­ant­ly-ho­mo­sex­u­al au­ra or some­thing? Fuck, we’re cud­dling with a mem­ber of the op­po­site gen­der, and peo­ple still know we’re gay! Damn, it’s like P.E. class all over again.

–Delta, British Co­lum­bia, Cana­dia