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Ooo, and If We Went to the Hair­dress­er and Got Bangs…

Old­er la­dy #1: You know they have a hot stone mas­sage?
Old­er la­dy #2: Re­al­ly?
Old­er la­dy #1: Yeah! It sounds re­al­ly nice.
Old­er la­dy #2: Maybe we should get them! Then we can get shirts that say “I got stoned in Mi­a­mi“
Old­er la­dy #1, laugh­ing: We could.
Old­er la­dy #2: No, but I ac­tu­al­ly want to get them and wear that shirt.

–El­emis Spa, Mi­a­mi Beach, Flori­da

Pfff! I Saw That Show — It’s All ‘You Know What the Dif­fer­ence Be­tween Aquat­ic and Land Mam­mals Is?’

Tourist la­dy: Do you know when the dol­phin show is?
Life­guard: Uh, yeah, I think the truck just came with all the dol­phins in it… should be in about half an hour.
Tourist la­dy: Oh, great! Thank you.

–Bethany Beach, Delaware

Over­heard by: Laugh­ing Lo­cal