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Guess How I’d Shift Gears

Guy #1: Okay, dude — if you could, which one of us would you sleep with?
Queer, look­ing back and forth, then star­ing at Guy #2: I have been dream­ing of sit­ting on your face and us­ing your ears as bi­cy­cle ped­als…
Guy #2: Uh… What?

–Pa­pas and Beer, En­se­na­da, Mex­i­co

Over­heard by: Al­caeus