Archive for the ‘Kids’ Category

…Have Some Fucking Family Fun!

Attractive dad in front of giant sting ray swim tank: There will always be times in your life where you will have fear, but when you do it anyway, it makes it easier the next time. Okay, buddy?
Skinny eight-year-old with snot dripping down his nose: (nods)
Attractive dad: Okay, let’s go.

–Discovery Cove, Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: I was scared

It’s a Lead Boogieboard

10-year-old boy #1 in the pool: The sign says no flotation devices.
10-year-old boy #2: This isn’t a flotation device, it’s a boogie board.
10-year-old boy #1: A boogie board is a flotation device!

–Panama City, Florida

Overheard by: a schooner is a sailboat