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And Ter­ror­ists Are Da Bomb.

Eight-year-old boy to ran­dom adult: I want to be a ter­ror­ist just like my grand­pa!
Shocked ran­dom adult: Would­n’t you rather be a po­lice of­fi­cer or a Texas Ranger or some­thing?
Eight-year-old boy: No. They don’t get paaaaaid!

–New Smyr­na Beach, Flori­da

Over­heard by: Rachel Marie

It’s a Sell­er’s Mar­ket

Man #1: Hey, man, what you do­ing?
Man #2: Oh, noth­ing. Just watch­ing this whore get­ting a cus­tomer across the street.
Man #1: Huh? How do you know she’s a whore?
Man #2: ‘Cause we’ve been stand­ing here for about an hour and she’s been lean­ing against dif­fer­ent cars talk­ing, get­ting in, leav­ing, and com­ing back. Be­sides, she’s dressed like a whore.
Man #3: So are half the peo­ple here.

–Myr­tle Beach, South Car­oli­na

Over­heard by: Les

This Year’s Celebri­ty Ap­pren­tice Re­al­ly Lacks Fo­cus

Girl: So, I’ve fi­nal­ly de­cid­ed what I want to do in life. I’m done with mod­el­ing. I am go­ing to cre­ate a prod­uct, and sell it for char­i­ty.
Guy: Oh, that’s cool. What’s the char­i­ty?
Girl: I haven’t de­cid­ed yet. I’m still work­ing on it.
Guy: Oh, okay.
Girl: I need to de­cide on the prod­uct too.

–Mi­a­mi Beach, Flori­da