Woman in public toilets: Relax, goddamn it!
–Jetty Road, Australia
Archive for the ‘Insults’ Category
If You Cunt Pronounce It Correctly, Keep Your Mouth Shit
Three-year-old girl: I love the bitch!
Mother: Did you just say ‘bitch’? You can’t say that! It’s beach.
Three-year-old girl: Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
Mother, exasperated: I can hear you!
–Virginia Beach, Virginia
Overheard by: jess
Then She Turned Back, Apologized, and Educated the Girls About ‘Show-ers and Grow-ers’
College girl #1: Oh my God! Look at his bulge!
College girl #2: He must have a huge dick.
Random lady: Sluts!
–Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Overheard by: tanned tourist
KKK Just So Stories
Little surfer kid pointing to large black lady: Look, a whale turd.
–New Symrna, Florida
Belinda Calls ’em As She Sees ’em
Guy standing in front of store: I can’t believe it! That little girl just said “asshole”! I can’t believe it! (gestures at two-year-old inside parked car)
Little girl: Asshole!
Guy: I can’t believe it that little girl said “asshole” again!
Mother: Ni-iiice.
–Tampa, Florida
Overheard by: ISPgypsy
Every Buddy Film, Encapsulated.
Guy standing at window: I love tit-ass!
Guy on boardwalk: Fuck yeah!
–Virginia Beach, Virginia
Overheard by: Roomate
Lust and Nausea War Within Me
Girl: He’s a whore. He’s a huge, huge, well-hung whore.
–Atlantic City, New Jersey
If My Slut License Didn’t Say I Have To
Guy #1: She told me that she wants to see other people.
Guy #2: You’re taking this all the wrong way. Now, you can nail that slut over there and she can’t be mad at you when you get back together!
Slut: I would never have you.
–Long Beach, New York
And Throw Up a Hair Ball?
Trailer guy: So what about Beth?
Trailer girl with child nearby: Beth? Chuck, she can suck my fat pussy.
–Madeira Beach, Florida
Overheard by: Mark
I Am Now One Ball Away from No Hot Chicks Ever Again
Guy #1: I can’t believe he left us!
Guy #2: Yeah, me either. It really sucks being stuck on this fucking island with no hot chicks. I don’t have a fucking shirt and I’m freezing my balls off!
Guy #1: Yeah, I know what you mean.
–St. Petersburg, Florida
