Chick: Fifteen hundred isn’t a lot. That’s like a thousand… and five hundred. –Good Harbor Beach, Gloucester, Massachusetts Overheard by: Alexis
Teen tourist: Oh my God, there’s a high school over there! Wait, does that mean people actually live here? I thought it was just a tourist place. Weird. –Aruba
Tourist, about the tide: Where does all the water go? –Ogunquit Beach, Ogunquit, Maine Overheard by: C’mon
Amateur musicologist: Paul McCartney had a band before Wings? –Phoenix, Arizona
20-ish blonde: What time is it in Florida? –Ocean City, New Jersey
Dude: I’m looking for a rock that represents me. –Sandy Neck Beach, Cape Cod, Massachusetts Overheard by: Katherine
Brainiac: Are you allowed to skinny dip here? –Nude beach, Sandy Hook, New Jersey
Salty sea dog: And the new LED Christmas lights? They’ll never burn down your Christmas tree. You’ll have to do that yourself. –Morro Bay, California Overheard by: Colin
Chick #1: Why does that hurt your arms but nowhere else?
Chick #2: I dunno. It just does. I have weak arms.
Chick #1: I think you have leukemia…Don’t laugh! Leukemia is a horrible disease! –Hampton Beach, New Hampshire
Dude: I don’t have an STD… But I want one! –Panama City Beach, Florida Overheard by: katie