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Hint: They Move and Have Lit­tle Claws

Ital­ian girl: So, um… How do you know if you have crabs?
Frat boy: What?
Ital­ian girl: Well, I’m not sure if I just have an­oth­er yeast in­fec­tion or dry skin or some­thing…
Frat boy: Why are you ask­ing me this?
Ital­ian girl: Be­cause we slept to­geth­er last week and now I itch!

–Point Pleas­ant, New Jer­sey

Over­heard by: jer­sey­girl