Archive for the ‘Homosexuality’ Category

Maybe Be­cause the Fi­ancé Al­ready Had Her Fist in It

20-Some­thing chick #1: So Brad and I went up to the moun­tains with his friend Greg and Greg’s fi­ancé. Brad and Greg went out to un­pack the car, and she and I just start­ed go­ing at it.
30-Some­thing chick #2: You guys were mak­ing out?
30-Some­thing chick #1: It was way in­tense.
30-Some­thing chick #2: Wow.
30-Some­thing chick #1: Then Brad and Greg came back in the house, and Greg start­ed, like, to­tal­ly freak­ing out. I mean, he just was­n’t, like…feeling my open­ness!

–San Diego, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: gefilte­pez

They’re Try­ing to Imag­ine a Black Dude, Ob­vi­ous­ly

Queer #1: Charles, look, there’s an­oth­er one. He’s white, and the oth­er looks Asian.

Holds up large signs that say “6” and “4,” re­spec­tive­ly.

Queer #2: Def­i­nite­ly!
Queer #1: Oh, wow. Look at this one. Lati­no. Yum­m­mm!

Holds up sign that says “9.”

Queer #2: Oh, yes. To­tal­ly!
Straight girl, walk­ing by: What are you two do­ing? Com­par­ing guys’ looks?
Queer #1: Uhh…
Queer #2: Breed­er, please. The Asian guy is a 4, the white guy is a 6, and the Lati­no guy a 9. What do you think we’re try­ing to imag­ine?

–Sun­set Beach, Flori­da

Over­heard by: Man­go­Joe