Archive for the ‘Homosexuality’ Category

Um, Birth?

Beach girl in group of people: Wait! Ellen DeGeneres is gay?! Since when?

–Long Beach, California

Overheard by: Colleen

And I Prefer “Gentleman’s Gentleman”

Guy to another: I’m a man-loving man, man! Stop calling me a fag!

–Venice Beach, California

Overheard by: scrapes

What If I Asked to Lick Your Ass?

Buff guy, after ordering an extra “floater” shot on top of his strawberry daiquiri: Is ordering that gay?
Friend: Not any gayer than drinking a daiquiri.

–Newport Beach, Newport, Rhode Island

Overheard by: ThoseGuys

Lust and Nausea War Within Me

Girl: He’s a whore. He’s a huge, huge, well-hung whore.

–Atlantic City, New Jersey

We Named Him Andreas, After the Fault

Guy, about his infant son’s abnormally long ass crack: Some day that one’s gonna be the toast of San Francisco.

–Sullivan’s Island, South Carolina

Overheard by: Reading Man

Moral: You Should Always Take Your Camera When There’s the Chance There Will Be Lesbians.

Teen male #1: I just saw two lesbians kissing in the water.
Teen male #2: What? Why didn’t you take a fucking picture?
Teen male #1: Right, I forgot to take my camera phone with me while diving into the water…

–North Crete, Greece