Sorority girl: He’s fucking GAY! How the fuck am I supposed to fuck a fucking gay guy?!
–Galveston, Texas
Archive for the ‘Homosexuality’ Category
And Started Wearing Prada Loafers
Girl #1: So…plans for tonight?
Girl #2: Yeah, actually. I’m going out with Beto. He just moved to Niterói with his boyfriend.
Girl #1: Wait. What? His *boyfriend*? So he finally came out, eh?
Girl #2: Well…he didn’t come out per se. He just said, “So, this is my boyfriend, Bruno.”
–Ipanema Beach, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
Lust and Nausea War Within Me
Girl: He’s a whore. He’s a huge, huge, well-hung whore.
–Atlantic City, New Jersey
…I’m Writing a Letter to My Congressman.
Young 20-something guy, while texting: Is tranny spelled with one “n” or two?
–Ferry, Fire Island, New York
Worth a Try
Jock #1: Did you see him at the party last night? I mean, what the hell?
Jock #2: Dude, he’s such a fag.
Jock #1: I heard he swallows.
Jock #2: What’s his name again?
Jock #1: Eric.
–Ocean City, Maryland
“Have You Seen the Tranny Man, the Tranny Man, the Tranny Man?”
20-something girl: Guys, did you see the man in the woman’s swimsuit over there?
Teen girl #1: Yeah, yeah, I saw him…
20-something girl: He has man legs…
Teen girl #1: But from a distance he could totally pass as a flat chick.
20-something girl: He can really pull it off, too. He has the hat and the glasses and everything.
Teen girl #2: Where’s the tranny man? I want to see the tranny man!
–La Jolla, California
Overheard by: La Jollan
But Sis Has Got Dibs on Me
Little boy: If I was a girl, I would marry my cousin.
–Palm City, Florida
Overheard by: MD
Everybody Dance Now!
Busty tan blonde in yellow bikini, surrounded by 8 beautiful gay men drinking champagne and smoking pot: I mean, we should really just take a picture of this, and put it on a postcard: “Welcome to Venice Beach, bitches.”
–Venice Beach, California
Overheard by: TheLurker
Four Being the Tipping Point for Homosexuality
Naked guy #1: My girlfriend thinks it’s weird that you and I come here every weekend.
Naked guy #2: Why? Did you tell her Mike and Rob come too?
Naked guy #1: Nah dude, I don’t want her to think we’re gay.
–Sandy Hook, New Jersey
You Get to Be the Girl Tonight
Random guy in middle of large group of male friends: Ah, man! And my nipples just got like so hard right now.
Friend: Dude, man! They totally did! (chorus of laughter as they walk away)
–Fort Walton Beach, Florida
