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And Start­ed Wear­ing Pra­da Loafers

Girl #1: So…plans for tonight?
Girl #2: Yeah, ac­tu­al­ly. I’m go­ing out with Be­to. He just moved to Niterói with his boyfriend.
Girl #1: Wait. What? His *boyfriend*? So he fi­nal­ly came out, eh?
Girl #2: Well…he did­n’t come out per se. He just said, “So, this is my boyfriend, Bruno.”

–Ipane­ma Beach, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

“Have You Seen the Tran­ny Man, the Tran­ny Man, the Tran­ny Man?”

20-some­thing girl: Guys, did you see the man in the wom­an’s swim­suit over there?
Teen girl #1: Yeah, yeah, I saw him…
20-some­thing girl: He has man legs…
Teen girl #1: But from a dis­tance he could to­tal­ly pass as a flat chick.
20-some­thing girl: He can re­al­ly pull it off, too. He has the hat and the glass­es and every­thing.
Teen girl #2: Where’s the tran­ny man? I want to see the tran­ny man!

–La Jol­la, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: La Jol­lan