Hobo in wheelchair to boys skating: Bend over!
Boy: If you were tall enough…
–Santa Monica, California
Archive for the ‘Homeless’ Category
The Best Sales Pitch We’ve Heard in a While
Hobo, singing among crowd of people: Jingle bells, jingle bells, help me get drunk!
–Venice Beach, Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: Just a Midwestern girl who’s new in LA
If Gay People Disappeared, Straight People Would Miss Them
Drunk hobo to group of gay guys: That’s why I love South Beach. It’s gay, gay, gay!
–Lincoln Road, Florida
Overheard by: David
I Did Fall in the Ocean, Though
Bag lady: Weren’t you gonna wash yo’ hair?
Hobo: That was las’ week!
Bag lady: Well, didja?
Hobo: No.
–Miami, Florida
Overheard by: larry
…and Some Change for the Pay Phone?
Hobo: Got any spare change?
Attractive girl: No, sorry.
Hobo: How about a phone number?
–Venice Beach, California
Overheard by: Amber
A Metaphor for the Economy
Hobo: Happy holidays! Skate or die!
–Pacific Beach Boardwalk, San Diego, California
Overheard by: OB Dave
Your Girlfriend’s a Lucky Gal, Sir
Hobo: Are you my girlfriend?
Girl walking by: No.
Hobo: I’mma piss on your shoe! I’mma piss on your shoe!
–Santa Monica, California
