Homeless guy to guy with extremely long hair: Oh my god! Is that hair real?
Guy with extremely long hair: Yes.
Homeless guy: Oh my god! I’m a midget!
–Santa Cruz, California
Archive for the ‘Homeless’ Category
…and Some Change for the Pay Phone?
Hobo: Got any spare change?
Attractive girl: No, sorry.
Hobo: How about a phone number?
–Venice Beach, California
Overheard by: Amber
What? I Didn’t Say It Was Me.
60-something African-American beggar: Send a nice Jewish boy through college. Send a nice Jewish boy through college…
–Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: drsteve
Hobo Tip #298: Know Your Audience.
Hobo: Come on, people! How about this? Put a penny in my bucket and I’ll go back to Venice and leave you all the fuck alone!
–Santa Monica, California
Overheard by: Zoe
A Metaphor for the Economy
Hobo: Happy holidays! Skate or die!
–Pacific Beach Boardwalk, San Diego, California
Overheard by: OB Dave
If Only There weren’t Such a Grueling Application Process
Chick: Do you guys live here?
Guy #1: Yep, right over there.
Chick: And what about you?
Guy #2: No, I don’t live here.
Chick: Where do you live?
Guy #2: Everywhere. I’m a hobo.
Chick: No, you’re not.
Guy #2: Yes, I’m a hobo. I sleep on the beach, and I eat out of trash cans. I’m a hobo.
Chick: I want to be a hobo.
–San Diego, California
Overheard by: Supercharger
Your Girlfriend’s a Lucky Gal, Sir
Hobo: Are you my girlfriend?
Girl walking by: No.
Hobo: I’mma piss on your shoe! I’mma piss on your shoe!
–Santa Monica, California
