Archive for the ‘Homeless’ Category

Even If It Throws Up?

Drunk girl to drunker boyfriend: It’s better to throw up than give up!
Hobo: Respect the pussy!

–Atlantic City, New Jersey

Overheard by: AlwaysGoodAdvice

Homeless man, frolicking in large waves: Do it again, Poseidon!!

–Ocean Beach, San Diego, California

Overheard by: Daryl

Drunk hobo to group of gay guys: That’s why I love South Beach. It’s gay, gay, gay!

–Lincoln Road, Florida

Overheard by: David

Bag lady: Weren’t you gonna wash yo’ hair?
Hobo: That was las’ week!
Bag lady: Well, didja?
Hobo: No.

–Miami, Florida

Overheard by: larry

Hobo: Got any spare change?
Attractive girl: No, sorry.
Hobo: How about a phone number?

–Venice Beach, California

Overheard by: Amber

Hobo: Happy holidays! Skate or die!

–Pacific Beach Boardwalk, San Diego, California

Overheard by: OB Dave

Hobo: Are you my girlfriend?
Girl walking by: No.
Hobo: I’mma piss on your shoe! I’mma piss on your shoe!

–Santa Monica, California