Archive for the ‘Homeless’ Category

If On­ly There weren’t Such a Gru­el­ing Ap­pli­ca­tion Process

Chick: Do you guys live here?
Guy #1: Yep, right over there.
Chick: And what about you?
Guy #2: No, I don’t live here.
Chick: Where do you live?
Guy #2: Every­where. I’m a hobo.
Chick: No, you’re not.
Guy #2: Yes, I’m a hobo. I sleep on the beach, and I eat out of trash cans. I’m a hobo.
Chick: I want to be a hobo.

–San Diego, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Su­per­charg­er