Drunk girl to drunker boyfriend: It’s better to throw up than give up!
Hobo: Respect the pussy!
–Atlantic City, New Jersey
Overheard by: AlwaysGoodAdvice
Drunk girl to drunker boyfriend: It’s better to throw up than give up!
Hobo: Respect the pussy!
–Atlantic City, New Jersey
Overheard by: AlwaysGoodAdvice
Homeless man, frolicking in large waves: Do it again, Poseidon!!
–Ocean Beach, San Diego, California
Overheard by: Daryl
Drunk hobo to group of gay guys: That’s why I love South Beach. It’s gay, gay, gay!
–Lincoln Road, Florida
Overheard by: David
Bag lady: Weren’t you gonna wash yo’ hair?
Hobo: That was las’ week!
Bag lady: Well, didja?
Hobo: No.
–Miami, Florida
Overheard by: larry
Hobo: Got any spare change?
Attractive girl: No, sorry.
Hobo: How about a phone number?
–Venice Beach, California
Overheard by: Amber
Hobo: Happy holidays! Skate or die!
–Pacific Beach Boardwalk, San Diego, California
Overheard by: OB Dave
Hobo: Are you my girlfriend?
Girl walking by: No.
Hobo: I’mma piss on your shoe! I’mma piss on your shoe!
–Santa Monica, California
Hat Tip 🎩 to The Marketing Scientist