Archive for the ‘Health & Hygiene’ Category

I'll Just Go Back to Calling Her Fat

Mother to toddler: Baby, don’t cough like that. People are going to think you have TB, and then no one will want to be your friend! [To friend] I probably shouldn’t tell her that, should I?
Friend: Probably not. You’re going to give her a complex.
Mother: Shit.

–Panama Beach, Florida