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If Gilli­gan Could Have a Co­conut Ra­dio, Any­thing’s Pos­si­ble

Chub­by man, kick­ing around the sand: Hey, have you guys seen a set of keys over here?
Asian girl: Um. No. Sor­ry.
Chub­by man: Shit. I must have buried the car keys in the sand on ac­ci­dent. My wife’s gonna kill me.
Asian girl: I haven’t seen any keys, un­for­tu­nate­ly.
Chub­by man: Hey, do you think the beach has a Lost and Found box any­where?

–Big Beach, Maui, Hawaii

Over­heard by: Re­spon­si­ble Tourist