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Where Does Be­ing a Mem­ber of an Ob­so­lete Sub-Cul­ture Rank?

Jock #1: So I heard about this cham­pi­on high school wrestler on Re­al Sports who has no legs.
Jock #2: That’s awe­some. Good for him. I nev­er won a cham­pi­onship in high school.
Punk, walk­ing by: You know what’s bet­ter then be­ing a state cham­pi­onship wrestler with no legs?
Both jocks: What?
Punk: Hav­ing legs!

–Pearl Street, Beach Haven, New Jer­sey

Over­heard by: an­drew dean