Archive for the ‘Guys’ Category

No, There Has to Be at Least an Hour of Hijinks and Double Entendre First!

Foreign girl: Hello. I just bought this bike. I need a special instrument to raise the seat. Can you help me?
Guy #1: We might. Do you need a wrench?
Foreign girl: Oh. I don’t know…[giggles]
Guy #2: Where are you from?
Foreign girl: Belarus.
Guy #1: Why did you decide to come to the US?
Foreign girl, excitedly: I came for work and pleasure! I work at Subway!
Guy #2: This is so stereotypical teen movie.
Foreign girl: Does that mean you can fix my bike?
Guy #1: Do you wanna come inside and get drunk with us? –5 Kings Row, Dewey Beach, Delaware

They're Trying to Imagine a Black Dude, Obviously

Queer #1: Charles, look, there’s another one. He’s white, and the other looks Asian. Holds up large signs that say “6” and “4,” respectively. Queer #2: Definitely!
Queer #1: Oh, wow. Look at this one. Latino. Yummmm! Holds up sign that says “9.” Queer #2: Oh, yes. Totally!
Straight girl, walking by: What are you two doing? Comparing guys’ looks?
Queer #1: Uhh…
Queer #2: Breeder, please. The Asian guy is a 4, the white guy is a 6, and the Latino guy a 9. What do you think we’re trying to imagine? –Sunset Beach, Florida Overheard by: MangoJoe