Teen boy: Let’s go back in the water since I have sand in my ass. –San Clemente Beach, California Overheard by: Wanted to kill this kid
Tween: The cute ones are not nice, the nice ones are not cute, and the cute & nice ones are gay. –Long Beach, California Overheard by: Trixie
Hipster chick: That sperm dude is so anal. –Bondi Beach, Australia Overheard by: excellent
Guy: Why did you tell *Veronica that I had a small dick?
Girl: Because you do.
Guy: You could have at least told her I know how to use it.
Girl: You don’t! –Discovery Bay, California
Young kid: Awww look, you were right. Now I don’t get to punch you. –Vero Beach, Florida
Girlfriend: Oh my God, I totally look like Paris Hilton.
Boyfriend: Yeah, you’re an overtanned, skinny skank.
Girlfriend, excitedly: I know!! –Shelly Beach, New South Wales, Australia
Chick: Okay, that girl over there is the ugliest girl I’ve ever seen.
Dude: You’re so mean. [Dude looks] Oh my god!
Chick: I told you! –Sea Isle City, New Jersey Overheard by: Cols
Really loud fat lady: Fat old guys drive nice cars to get with the young pretty girls. –Public parking lot, Seaside, Oregon Overheard by: Drewlicious
Tween in one-piece: Amber’s parents let her wear a bikini.
Dad: But her parents love her.
Teen brother: No, they don’t. She’s just a 10-year-old slut. –Lake Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canadia Overheard by: Jenny
12-year-old boy to boogie boarding pal: You just did a 360! That was so awesome! We should all give you blowjobs for that! Even your brother!
Friend: Dude, you are so gay. –Monterey Beach, New Jersey Overheard by: Rebecca Anna Smith