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Every Four-Year-Old Knows a Teenag­er Like This

Four-year-old camper: Do you got a car?
14-year-old coun­selor: Uh, I can’t dri­ve.
Four-year-old camper: So does your mom bring you here?!
14-year-old coun­selor: Yeah. I mean, I live in El Cer­ri­to.
Four-year-old camper: But does that mean you live with your mom or some­thing? Aren’t you in col­lege?!
14-year-old coun­selor: Well, the truth is my li­cense was re­voked af­ter I ran over those aliens. The FBI was an­gry be­cause they need­ed to talk to them about the plans for the Unit­ed States em­bassy on Mars, but it has to be kept hush-hush since the North Ko­re­ans may be on to them.
Four-year-old camper: Ohhh…