Biotech #1: Wow. Did you see his new girl­friend over there?
Biotech #2: Yeah. She’s got cot­tage cheese legs.
Bim­bette: Re­al­ly? Where is she? Is she fat?
Biotech #2: It’s not that she’s fat, it’s just that… well… she’s built like a line­backer.
Bim­bette, look­ing in op­po­site di­rec­tion: Hey, look — vol­ley­ball!

–Ham­burg Beach, Ger­many