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I Thought Gulf Was a Gaso­line

Teen #1: … And then I got, like, swept out in­to the Pa­cif­ic! It was so scary!
Teen #2: Don’t you mean the At­lantic?
Teen #1: Oh, yeah.
Teen #3: You guys are re­tards. That’s the Gulf of Mex­i­co!
Teens #1 and #2: Ohhh.

–St. Si­mons Is­land, Geor­gia

Over­heard by: just out for a walk