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If I Do You, Will You Be Nice to Me?

Girl: So, out of all the peo­ple in this cir­cle, who have you been sex­u­al­ly in­volved with?
Queer: Does peck­ing count?
Girl: Yes.

Queer points at every­one.

Girl 1: You man-whore! So, if peck­ing does­n’t count, who have you done any­thing with?
Queer: Every­one ex­cept her.
Girl: So you’re still a whore.

–Cen­ten­ni­al Beach, British Co­lum­bia, Cana­dia

Over­heard by: shut­ter­bug

You Were Lis­ten­ing to Cold­play

Teen boy: Fuck­ing fag­gots!
Queer: How can he tell I’m gay?
Les­bo: How can he tell I’m a les­bian? What, do we ex­ude a flam­boy­ant­ly-ho­mo­sex­u­al au­ra or some­thing? Fuck, we’re cud­dling with a mem­ber of the op­po­site gen­der, and peo­ple still know we’re gay! Damn, it’s like P.E. class all over again.

–Delta, British Co­lum­bia, Cana­dia