College guy: First of all, this isn't real life. This is vacation.
–Coco Cay, Bahamas
Overheard by: Madi
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Broceans Before Hoceans, Right?
Frat boy to others: Duuuuuude, let's go in the brocean!
–New Jersey
Overheard by: Jersey Girl
And Lived Happily Ever After
20-something college guy: So he was getting the anal beads pulled out, coming at the same time, and he shat all over this girl’s couch.
20-something college girl: Well then what did he do?
20-something college guy: I dunno, he probably wiped his ass and left…
–Casino Beach, Pensacola, Florida
But I Have to Stop at 4 PM because Wapner Comes On
Frat boy: So, you guys are going back to the room? I think I’m gonna stay here a little — have another beer, then go take a shower. Beer and a shower. That’s how I roll.
–Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
Overheard by: That’s Not How I Roll
May I Demonstrate?
Frat guy trying to get to house behind closed gate: Dude, what the hell?
Teen girl on balcony across street: Boy, to open that gate you gotta' open yo' legs!
–Seaside, Florida
Naked. Like Now.
Frat boy #1: How did Steve squeeze past the crowd and order drinks so fast?
Frat boy #2: Oh, he takes yoga classes.
–South Beach bar, Miami, Florida
A Man, a Plan, a Cannabis: Panama
(a convertible full of half-naked frat boys is stopped at a light)
Frat boys in unison: Marijuanamarijuanamarijuana!
–Panama City, Panama
I'm Sure They Still Make De-Lousing Shampoo
Frat boy to girl walking by and ignoring him: Is it because of my hair? Cause I'll change that!
–Mission Beach, San Diego, California
You Can Take Them Home?
Frat boy to buds: Dude, strippers look a lot different once you get them home.
–Grafton Lakes State Park, New York
Hint: They Move and Have Little Claws
Italian girl: So, um… How do you know if you have crabs?
Frat boy: What?
Italian girl: Well, I’m not sure if I just have another yeast infection or dry skin or something…
Frat boy: Why are you asking me this?
Italian girl: Because we slept together last week and now I itch!
–Point Pleasant, New Jersey
Overheard by: jerseygirl