Archive for the ‘Frat boys’ Category

You Said I Could If I Was Good, Mom

Waspy overexcited college guy: And then after? Can we suck helium? Please!

–Rehoboth Beach, Delaware

Overheard by: kgw

But They’d Immigrated to Sexas.

Random high school girl: So then I looked at her and said, “Shit, bitch, what’s your fucking problem?“
Random high school guy: Were they Mexican?
Girl: Uh-huh.
Guy: Well, were they sexy Mexicans?
Girl: Yes, deary, they were Sexicans.

–Rat Beach, California

Overheard by: where can i find them?

Here, Talk to My Dad While I Go Throw Up

Drunk college girl to drunk college boy: We have the same cell phone…we have so much in common!

–Panama City, Florida

And Lived Happily Ever After

20-something college guy: So he was getting the anal beads pulled out, coming at the same time, and he shat all over this girl’s couch.
20-something college girl: Well then what did he do?
20-something college guy: I dunno, he probably wiped his ass and left…

–Casino Beach, Pensacola, Florida

So If You Die, I’ll Just Hit “Reset”

College guy: First of all, this isn’t real life. This is vacation.

–Coco Cay, Bahamas

Overheard by: Madi

Hint: They Move and Have Little Claws

Italian girl: So, um… How do you know if you have crabs?
Frat boy: What?
Italian girl: Well, I’m not sure if I just have another yeast infection or dry skin or something…
Frat boy: Why are you asking me this?
Italian girl: Because we slept together last week and now I itch!

–Point Pleasant, New Jersey

Overheard by: jerseygirl