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Next, Grasshop­per, You Will Learn to Say the F‑Word in Be­tween Syl­la­bles

Swedish guy, to French guy: So you’re telling me I just paid like 1,000 Eu­ro to go here and find out that some fuckin’ frogshag­ger screwed my girl­friend?

French guy says noth­ing.

Swedish guy: Hey, that’s three words for “in­ter­course” in one sen­tence! Per­son­al record!

–Côte d’Azur, France

Over­heard by: An­oth­er Swede