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We Should Stop Set­tling for Prunes

Fat red­neck girl: You know what I want­ed last night? A plum!
Skin­ny red­neck guy: Me, too! Last night af­ter me and you got in that fight, all I kept think­ing about was how I want­ed me a big, juicy plum!

–Navarre Beach, Flori­da

Over­heard by: Wendy