Archive for the ‘Food’ Category

He Would­n’t Even Eat Me

20-some­thing girl #1: So are you gonna go out with him again?
20-some­thing girl #2: No. He’s a veg­e­tar­i­an.
20-some­thing girl #1: Well, you can change that.
20-some­thing girl #2: No, he does it for like, moral rea­sons.
20-some­thing girl #1: Oh. Ugh, no. For­get that, then.

–Long Beach, Long Is­land, New York

Over­heard by: Tara

Why It’s Bet­ter to Eat Veg­eta­bles

Girl: What is that?!
Guy, flip­ping it over: Oh my God. Are those eye sock­ets?
Girl: Ewww. That’s no jel­ly­fish.
Guy: It looks like an al­li­ga­tor head.
Girl: But al­li­ga­tors aren’t in salt wa­ter. Maybe it got lost?
Guy: Look it has a…spine?
Girl: But a head would­n’t have a-
Woman sit­ting near­by: ‑It’s a chick­en breast. I just threw it out.
Girl and Guy: Oh.

–St. Au­gus­tine, Flori­da

Over­heard by: Cristen


30-some­thing blonde: I was re­al­ly calm, which is such a feat for me. Es­pe­cial­ly this day, since I had just bought an ice cream cone and the bot­tom of the cone was all sog­gy.

–Vir­ginia Beach, Vir­ginia

Over­heard by: Sweed­ie